The Horror of the Mundane


I am a historian and this is how it happened.

What’s a job where you get to just disappoint and belittle people because I think I’d be really good at that.

We read to know we’re not alone.
— William Nicholson (via kushandwizdom)

(via hell4-rad)


for fucks sake

I think about books I didn’t finish a lot more than the ones I did.


sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

(Source: elderstunningham, via bringlianethehorizon)